Sociologist: Research shows, contrary to popular opinion, that, all other things being equal, most people who have pets are less happy than most people who do not.
Conclusion (therefore)
Any person who wants to be as happy as possible would do well to consider not having a pet.
Evidence
Research shows, contrary to popular opinion, that, all other things being equal, most people who have pets are less happy than most people who do not.
Evaluate
The argument presents a Curious Fact (an asymmetric comparison) in the evidence.
curious fact: Why are people with pets usually less happy than people without? explanation: The pet made them less happy.
They usually weaken Explain Curious Fact arguments with an alternate explanation for the curious fact. Since this is a correlation, we can reflexively consider the two alternate explanations we always consider:
Reverse Causality (maybe they here unhappy first, and the unhappiness caused them to get a pet to try to cheer themselves up)
Third Factor (maybe both having pets and being less happy are connected to having children)
Goal
Find an answer that undermines the idea that the presence of pets decreases happiness, either by suggesting an alternate factor or making it less plausible that owning pets lowers your happiness.